Welcome to the Umpire Plates
Umpires at he Cosmic Baseball Association are selected from candidates who are generally deficient in the sphere of moral behavior. The moral deficiency in umpire candidates is usually publically demonstrated. This opens up the pool of potential umpires to criminals, adulturers, defrauders, liars, cheaters, fakes, snakes and disloyal types.
The idea behind this unique selection process is based on a theory of rehabilitation that suggests if you put a morally deficient individual in a situation requiring the skill of good judgement then pathways to good judgment will be paved. More moral and ethical behavior will result.