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April 24, 2011

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Personal Cosmic Game
Diseases @ Medicines

A group of medicines defeated the diseases they were designed to defeat. But that apparent balance was off-set by the horrendous jeering from the stands directed at the umpires. It was ceaseless from the first inning onward.

April 20, 2011

Marijuana Plate at National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA)
420 League
420 League Linescores

Each season, on the unofficial marijuana holiday, the Cosmic Baseball Association publishes linescores from games played in the subterranean 420 League. Because of CBA's agreement with the 420 League we publish only the linescores from 420 League games played today. We do not publish the game scorecards. 420 team rosters are also considered "classified" data by the 420 League.

A short video with brief interviews of two 420 League field managers has also been released for public consumption by the 420 League.


April 16, 2011

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Regulated Season Game
Washington Presidents @ Bolex Poeticons

Has the power of the image absolutely co-opted the power of statesmen? Has the power of politics joined with the power of the image to become absolutely dominant and powerful? The defeat of the non-humanoid Bolex Poeticons at the hands of the Washington Presidents doesn't tell us anything that would help us answer these questions.


April 12, 2011

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Personal Cosmic Game
Carbohydrates @ Proteins

The Carbohydrates won this personal cosmic baseball game even though excessive intake of harmful carbohydrates such as cakes, sweets, potatoes, white bread and pasta are the main culprits behind the rise in obesity and cardiovascular disease despite a drop in dietary saturated fats over the past 20 years.

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April 6, 2011

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Regulated Season Game
Bolex Poeticons @ Dharma Beats

The Dharma Beats won because William S. Burroughs is a crafty pitcher who doesn't offer up many bases on balls...and Charles Plymell is a serious hitter who can double at will. The Bolex Poeticons are a rookie team in the league and at times that shows. Experience is important in regulated baseball game competition.


March 31, 2011

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Personal Cosmic Game
Paul Arthur Memorial Game

This season's Paul Arthur Memorial Cosmic Baseball Game is a replay of the 2009 edition as Chapters from Paul Arthur's A LINE OF SIGHT host Chapters from P. Adams Sitney's VISIONARY FILM on the cosmic baseball playing field. The Paul Arthur Memorial game is played in honor of the memory of Paul Arthur who was among other thing an inspired film teacher and a former commissioner of the CBA.


March 27, 2011

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Regulated Season Game
Pisces @ Presidents

Barack Obama served up six bases-on-balls and the Presidents still beat the Pisces in a game highlighted by seven doubleplays. Despite the walks, Obama shut out the Pisces and thanks to Harry Truman's 8th inning pinch hit, the chief executives squeezed out the win. Pat Nixon gave up eight hits but good defense behind her kept the Presidents to one run...that was enough to win this game.


March 20, 2011

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Personal Cosmic Game
Puerto Rico @ Washington DC

Political leaders of the territory of Puerto Rico meet the political leaders of the District of Columbia.


March 15, 2011

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30th Regulated Season
Season 2011 Begins

CBA's thirtieth regulated season begins today with the season opener between the Dharma Beats and the Paradise Pisces.

One new cosmic team, the Bolex Poeticons, a non-humanoid team, joins the veteran Pisces, Beats and Presidents. The four teams will play a 162-game schedule which concludes on Labor Day (September 5).


March 12, 2011

Personal Cosmic Game
2011 Kerouac Memorial Game

Statistics don't always tell the story. For example, if you search YouTube for ""Jack Kerouac" videos you get 2,410 results (as of 12:01 AM EST on 3/12/2011). A similar search at Vimeo yields 199 results. The Youtube Kerouac Videos had 15 hits, the Vimeos had 9. Nevertheless, it was the Vimeo Kerouac Videos that won the game. (Parenthetically, both teams played errorless baseball for 8.5 innings).


March 1, 2011

The Regulated Season

On the Ides of March we know that the Paradise Pisces and the Dharma Beats will play the regulated season opener. What we do not know is what other teams will also be in the regulated overleague which traditionally plays a 162 game season between March 15 and Labor Day. There are as many questions as answers as we move closer to opening day.

One important game that gets played before opening day is the Jack Kerouac Memorial game. This cosmic baseball game helps us remember the American writer who would be celebrating his 89th birthday on March 12 (if he had not died in October 1969.) Kerouac videos uploaded at the YouTube website will play the cast from the soon to be released movie On The Road.

February 11, 2011

Cosmic Baseball Team Rosters- Index
Cosmic Baseball Teams
Another Bolex Poetics?

Rumors of another Bolex Poetics cosmic baseball team continue to swirl around the CBA campus in Washington DC. The original Bolex Poetics were created March 4, 1996 and competed in ten regulated seasons (1996-2005) before being deactivated on March 11, 2006. It would be very unusual for a "new" Bolex Poetics team to be recreated (instead of reactivated). The new team apparently has a completely different ownership/management staff...& that's all we know right now.

January 2, 2011

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New Year's Game
Freud's Disciples @ Hitchcock's Films

The first cosmic baseball game of 2011 was played between disciples of the psychologist Sigmund Freud and films directed by Alfred Hitchcock.

Hitchcock's films won the contest and the ever-popular Psycho (two hits, a triple and a homerun) was named the game's Most Cosmic Player.

Marnie was the winning pitcher and Wilhelm Reich the loser. Reich's team helped him yield 9 runs (5 unearned) to the opposition.


January 1, 2011

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2011 Dates
Happy New Year

Happy and healthy New Year to all the fans and friends of the Cosmic Baseball Association. This year, the usual and the unusual are expected.

Key 2011 CBA Dates

January 26 Rookie Draft in Flagstaff, Arizona
February 11 Winter Meetings in Venice, California
March 15 Regulated Season 2011 Begins
June 28 Summer Meetings in Portland, Maine
July 20 Free Agent Draft, New York City
September 5 Regulated Season 2011 Ends
October 9 CBA's 30th Anniversary
November 24 Cosmic Universal Series Begins


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Published: April 30, 2011