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March 30, 2009

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Paul Arthur Memorial Game
Line of Sight @ Visionary Film

This personal cosmic baseball game was played in memory of the teacher and film-maker/theorist Paul S. Arthur. The game was played between chapters from two books about the avant-garde filmmaking enterprise. The visiting LINE OF SIGHT team played the VISIONARY FILM team. The players on the home team are derived from the chapters found in the book called Visionary Film: The American Avant-Garde 1943-1978, by P. Adams Sitney and published by the Oxford University Press (2nd Edition). The LINE OF SIGHT players are chapters in a book called A Line of Sight: American Avant-Garde Film since 1965 by Paul Arthur and published by the Regents of the University of Minnesota in 2005.

March 29, 2009

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Mosaics @ Dragons

This game fell apart for the Krafft-Ebing Mosaics in the third inning when Mosaic starter Brooke Bentley lost control of the ball. She walked four, served up two singles and a bases-loaded (grand-slam) home run. It doesn't much matter what else the team does in the field or at the plate when their pitcher loses it. Bentley lost personal self-control too as witnessed by the altercation in between innings between her and teammate Simona Fountain.

Naturally the veteran Delta Dragons had a field day at the plate and no one was more thrilled, dancing around the base paths then Dragon centerfielder Elvis Presley after he launched his grand slam (on a 1-0 fastball from Bentley) into outerspace and over the rightfield wall.

March 15, 2009

Season 2009 Main Plate

Season 2009
Cosmic Baseball Begins 28th Season

The Paradise Pisces defeated the Dharma Beats in the 2009 regulated season opener. The Cosmic Baseball Association's 28th season has begun. Eight teams will compete in the regulated playing league. The two teams with the best record at the end of the season (September 7, 2009) will compete in the Cosmic Universal Series (begins Thanksgiving Day) to determine the best cosmic baseball team of the season.

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Season 2009 Calendar

  • Ides of March, March 15: Season Opens
  • Labor Day (U.S.), September 7: Season Ends
  • Thanksgiving Day (U.S.) November 26: Cosmic Universal Series XXVIII

March 13, 2009

2009 Debentures Roster

Cosmic Baseball Teams
Wall Street Debentures Restructured

UPDATE: Because of Bernard L. Madoff's guilty plea in the U.S. District Court in Manhattan, the Cosmic Baseball Association has been asked to withdraw Mr. Madoff as the owner of the newly formed Wall Street Debentures cosmic baseball team. Because of negotiations between federal prosecutors, officials in various government regulatory bodies, and Mr. Madoff's victims, a determination was made to grant ownership of the team to Mr. Carl Shapiro.

Anticipating this eventuality, Mr. Shapiro and his management team have already redesigned and repopulated the team's active roster. Mr. Shapiro, a long time friend and business associate of Mr. Madoff is recognized as one of the most victimized of Madoff's victims in terms of dollar amounts.

Gone are all the original players of the Debentures. In their place, Shapiro has repopulated the team with Madoff family members.

While it is unusual for such a radical change to occur just three days before the start of the regulated season, all changes and management assignments have been accepted by the Cosmic Baseball Association. Therefore, the rebuilt Debentures will take to the cosmic playing field on Opening Day, the Ides of March (Sunday March 15, 2009).

March 12, 2009

2009 Jack Kerouac Memorial Game

Personal Cosmic Game
2009 Jack Kerouac Memorial Game

Kerouac Websites @ Kerouac Family
The Jack Kerouac Memorial Cosmic Baseball Game is played annually on Jack Kerouac's birthday. Had he survived, Kerouac would be celebrating his 87th birthday today.

How different is America today compared to the America Kerouac departed from in 1969?

While packet-switching technology was emerging at the end of the 1960s, this cosmic baseball game could not have been played because there were no "websites" to connect to in 1969. Some chronologists tie the birth of the internet to the installation of the first Information Message Processors (IMPs). The first IMPs were functioning less than two months before Kerouac died. Still, the "www" part of the internet was not tangible until 1989.

March 6, 2009

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Pre Season Notes
Season 2009

Eight cosmic baseball teams, including two new teams, begin regulated season play on Sunday March 15, the Ides of March.

Some notable changes include active rosters are now limited to 12 players. This change required some veteran teams to deactivate players they had not planned to deactivate.

The roster limitation also limits the number of rookies coming into the regulated Overleague this season. (The cosmic Underleague remains active and bubbles up with potential talent.)

Of the 96 cosmic baseball players this season, 29 are rookies, 24 are non-humanoid, 22 are female (including 13 female rookies). Nine (9) fields are represented. (See cosmic player "Summary Tables")

March 4, 2009

Wall Street Debentures

New Cosmic Baseball Team

The Cosmic Baseball Association announced the creation of a new regulated cosmic baseball team: the WALL STREET DEBENTURES will join CBA for Season 2009. The Debentures are a team of individuals associated with the national and global financial system. The Debentures originated in the Madoff Victims Underleague and they are managed by members of the Bernard Madoff family.

March 2, 2009

Krafft-Ebing Mosaics

New Cosmic Baseball Team

The Cosmic Baseball Association announced the creation of a new regulated cosmic baseball team: the KRAFFT-EBING MOSAICS will join CBA for Season 2009. The Mosaics are a team of interesting women and therefore are thematically related to the Orchomena Dahlias (created October 11, 2007/deactivated October 21, 2008) and the Vestal Virgins (created July 15, 1982/deactivated March 11, 2006).

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