Official Season 2000 Cosmic Team Roster
Player Position
Vernon Baker P
Shamil Basayev P
Jeremy Boorda P
Omar Bradley 2B
William Calley P
Hernando Cortes RF
Crazy Horse
Season 2000 Player Plate
Moshe Dayan 3B
Geronimo P
Vo Nguyen Giap LF
Che Guevara P
David Hackworth CF
David Hale OF
David Lownds C
Francis Marion SS
Francisco Pizarro P
Africanus Scipio 1B
SunTzu P
Isoroku Yamamoto IF/C
Team Management
George Custer Manager
Zulu Shaka Coach
Charles Krulak G.M.
Ares Owner
Memorial Park 78,198
Italics indicates ROOKIE
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Starting Lineup

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Field Manager

George Custer


Zulu Shaka

General Manager

Charles Krulak

Team Owner


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from Primitive War
Harry Holbert Turney-High

Here are some hard facts which we of the civilian public must face before anyone goes further. Every reader is a beneficiary of past wars, primitive or civilized, and each one of us is a victim...All the great military powers proclaim their longing for peace, which is somewhat reminiscent of the Iroquois League, the most efficient pre-Columbian fighting machine north of the Rio Grande. It called itself The Great League to Enforce Peace.

The military is the external force arm of civil government, and the purpose of the public armed forces is to make war. All such wars are defensive, according to the politicians and chiefs of state. The last one to speak otherwise was Frederick the Great of Prussia, who said, "My armies are on the march. My generals are victorious, and my professors are figuring out the causes of the war." Can we modern professors figure how we may have the benefits of stable, orderly government without its hitherto inevitable dysfunction of war? Dear readers and colleagues, you do not need me to tell you that the hour is late.

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Wonderland Warriors- Season 2000 Official Team Roster
Published: June 25, 2000
Updated: November 23, 2011
Copyright © 2000 by the Cosmic Baseball Association